About LucianRechaviaWM
Luke Perry:
Luke Perry Nude
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Information:
Name: Luke Perry
Born: 1965-10-11
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
GMTV (2004), T4 (2004), Beverly Hills 90210: 10-Year High School Reunion (2003), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992), Pepper Ann (2000)
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Steve Burton:
Steve Burton Nude
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Information:
Name: Steve Burton
Born: 1970-06-28
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
Circus of the Stars #13 (1988), General Hospital (1991), 18th Annual Soap Opera Digest Awards (2003), The Rosie O'Donnell Show (1998), Kingdom Hearts II (2005)
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Wife: Who
was that on the
phone?
Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather
bureau.
Wife: What did he say?
Husband: He asked if the coast was clear...
MarqBrunondR
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a
viola?
A: Sit in the back and don't play.
CaleAeneaszu
If you drop this book in a pig
pen, what
should you do?
Take the words out of their mouths.
JulioRooneyIs
A musician calls the orchestra office,
asks
for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.
The musician
calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from
receptionist.
She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear
you
say it."
DurellAvsalomzy
What is the difference between men and
pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
ItaiAnaiahEL
How do you make a hamburger green?
Find a
yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
NewlynConstantinoYQ
I'd like a new frog, please.
But you bought
one only yesterday. What happened?
It Kermit-ted suicide.
KenjiBurghardvl
If you had a million dollars and gave away one
quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much
would
you have left?
A million dollars minus 75 cents.
CyndeyrnGasparSh
Q: How many UPM's does it take
to
screw in a light bulb?
A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior
we wouldn't be screwing
around with all these damn light
bulbs!"
CairoMarkeyho
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.
Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!
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